feeling esoterically uninspired, I reach for a past experience for this one..

The first time
anyone ever slapped my ass
I was completely taken by surprise
and my look of shock was not met with
apologies or explanations
it was not met at all, for
his eyes were half-closed
and glassy
leisurely observing his hand
smooth
over the area where he’d made
slap-contact
It was at that moment
that I truly realized
the sexiness of
my
own
ass
and that I greatly
and genuinely
enjoy
having it slapped